My Unsuccessful Blog

daydrinkbeliever:

roachpatrol:

bogusjake:

you know what i want?? a representation of the seven deadly sins where for once lust isnt the only woman and is instead a horny friendzone dudebro

holy shit

 I want a woman to be wrath - cold hard and brutal wrath. 

queerchesters:

arterialspurt:

queerchesters:

fun date idea: Go down on me while I shop online with ur credit card

I don’t think someone could focus on the internet while I was going down on them.

you over estimate your skill and underestimate the joy of shopping

fucknofetishization:

euthanizeallwhitepeople:

i can’t believe he thought that shit would work

OMFG

fucknofetishization:

euthanizeallwhitepeople:

i can’t believe he thought that shit would work

OMFG

depresseddisneyprincess:

lightsguideme-home:

Every time I read this my heart breaks

I just cried

radgreymon:

pumpkins age like white people

radgreymon:

pumpkins age like white people

mydogsnokes:

i miss when i was like 12 and it would be the night before a big field trip or something and i couldnt go to sleep because i was so excited. i miss being so into a book that i would stay up past my bed time reading it. everything seems so bland or something idk. i’m only 19 and everything is so tiring. i miss wanting to be awake

onthesideoftheotters:

bodysexgender:

vexednature:

tuxedoandex:

modernvampiresofnewyork:

What girls look for in guys

  • brown eyes
  • messy hair
  • cute nose
  • 4 paws
  • golden retriever 

but a man looking for a certain thing in girls? misogyny right? guys can’t be like “I look for girls who wear glasses and are thin and like to talk” nope that’s misogyny and it’s horrible. “equality”

oh my god did you even bother reading the post -______-

"not ALL dogs"

m’owner

radvillain:

johnny-sasakis-butt:

versacecountach:

radvillain:

*white person voice* i’m finna to have a good day

*another white person voice* finna is a slur towards Finnish people, could you not use that term

Define a “white” voice. People of any race can be raised with any accent. Culture is not race. Yet this is an example of why racism exists. The mindset to say something fucking stupid like this.

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shitrichcollegekidssay:

shitrichcollegekidssay:

started asking people telling racist jokes why they have to make everything about race.

theyre conveniently the same people who always ask this shit when another innocent black american gets murdered by the police and people have the nerve…

queenconsuelabananahammock:

sushiandsavasana:

This says everything.

Don’t it though?

queenconsuelabananahammock:

sushiandsavasana:

This says everything.

Don’t it though?

moneyphilia:

shit be having me wanting to spazz.

beautiesofafrique:

darkgirlswirl:

beautiesofafrique:

Swahili women with henna 

this idea of calling people ‘Swahili’ is inaccurate, I’ve been told. Swahili is a language, not an ethnicity or a cultural identity marker.

Waswahili is the correct term but saying “Swahili person” or “Swahili woman” is fine

queen-mzbigabootie:

haneefistheonlyone:

kwamejaw:

Im pretty sure I walk past a lot more cops than that

queen-mzbigabootie:

haneefistheonlyone:

kwamejaw:

Im pretty sure I walk past a lot more cops than that

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spankmehardbarry:

darkknightswatch:


Jelly beans. Those are Jelly Beans.

*Mike and Ikes

no theyre depresstion pills

spankmehardbarry:

darkknightswatch:

Jelly beans. Those are Jelly Beans.

*Mike and Ikes

no theyre depresstion pills

aevynne:

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