My Unsuccessful Blog

fartgallery:

lionkitten:

fartgallery:

dont waste ur time reading this post. go paint a tree, hlep the elderly cross the street, skip down the road, throw a rock in the beach, take life by the tits and milk it

that post was definitely worth reading

UR NOT MILKING THE TITS OF LIFE

phoenix-falls:

malformalady:

Wisconsin snow storm versus flooding in Ireland

Ireland isn’t fucking around with the sealing capabilities of their doors

phoenix-falls:

malformalady:

Wisconsin snow storm versus flooding in Ireland

Ireland isn’t fucking around with the sealing capabilities of their doors

marinashutup:

in which the actor who plays one of television’s least likable characters is actually super considerate and cool

silly-luv:

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silly-luv:

♡ find your best posts on my blog ♡

You don't have a moral life because you obviously have premarital sex and look at your username it's disrespectful. I am not judging you I just want to help you if you need it.
Anonymous

69-with-jesus:

HAHAHAHA THIS IS THE STUPIDEST THING IVE EVER HEARD! i have a boyfriend, im not married to him, but guess what? ill have sex whenever and wherever the fuck i want! BOOM. #sorrynotsorry

You gave me a forever within the numbered days, and I’m grateful.
John Green (The Fault in Our Stars)

youhaveadarkheart:

kimjongillbeats:

wonderwheels:

elastic-bands:

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how the fuck…..

i reblogged this while watching it

what

touchmykittykat:

98% of the female status’ I see on Facebook are ‘I hate guys, I’m gonna be a lesbian.’ Like no. We don’t want you either.

onedirection-peircedeviel:

obeyaqsaa:

i couldnt scroll past this i had to reblog

I always re blog this

64kbps:

soulja boy tell em. im too shy

oate:

*shows up at ur door 10 years after we had an argument* aND ANOTHER THING

browningtons:

if tumblr university was a thing i wouldn’t hesitate to set it on fire 

westleyy:

i don’t actually hate people it just exhausts me being around them for extended periods of time even my friends it’s nothing personal i just actually like being by myself yo